I've never...

Sometimes, you can learn more about someone by what they HAVEN'T done.

I've never...

(medically)
been admitted to a hospital
been the reason to go to an emergency room
broken a bone
had stitches
had a severe burn
needed glasses
needed braces
had any major disorders

(morally)
killed anyone
severely injured anyone
stolen anything expensive
been arrested
received a speeding ticket or moving violation
avoided or cheated my taxes
killed any animals with my car
driven drunk

(travel)
been off this continent
went up the Washington Monument
went up the St. Louis Arch
touched, swam in, or floated on the Mississippi River
been to Mexico
been to Disneyland
been to Alaska or Hawaii
been to a late night talk show

(fun)
shaved my head
gone mountain climbing
gone sky-diving
gotten a tattoo
spent money at a strip club
been to an NFL football game
sang solo karaoke in front of people
gone skiing

(weird)
seen a UFO, ghost, alien, Bigfoot, or Nessie
touched a dead person
hallucinated
been unconscious
broken a mirror
had my palm read
attempted to cast a spell
seen Siamese twins